Yes, I've been tagged..
Brings up old memories of running around the playground and shouting "You're it!"
Tag was always fun. There was this Swedish friend of mine, who never wanted to play Tag, but always wanted to play Stuck in the Mud instead, but I digress.
Anyway, Mars tagged me.
And now I have to list down 8 characteristics that I would want in a girlfriend.
You'll all be glad to know that I'm tpying this under the influence of alcohol.
I'm not drunk or anything, but i'm in that talkative mood..
so.. the TRUTH IS REVEALED!
1. PRETTY FACE
2. TITS
3. LEGS
4. HIPS
5. NO BODY HAIR
6. GREAT LIBIDO
7. SMELLS LIKE SHAMPOO ALL THE TIME
8. DOESN'T SWEAT
LOL. I'm kidding. Actually, in the completely physical sense, that's what I would want, but we have to consider the emotional and mental and the whatever-else points too... and we don't live in an ideal world..
here goes.. seriously.
1.
Must speak English. I have to be able to communicate with her don't I?
2.
Can talk with me confortably. I want her and I to be able to talk easily to not have any awkward silences. If there are any silences, I don't want them to be awkward.
3.
Is open-minded. I don't want her to scream and gouge my eyes out if i just happen to look at a really attractive girl. I want her to be able to laugh at the dumb things I say, without moaning.
4.
Faithful. She better not cheat on me, coz I'm not going to cheat on her.
5.
Knows how to have fun. I don't want her waiting on me, or for me all the time. I want her to have her own group of friends, have the occasional ladies night out sort of thing, instead of clinging on to me 24/7.
6.
I don't want her to be exactly like me. I want some differences to argue about, debate and whatever. I don't want her every reply to be "OH I LOVE THAT TOO!".
7.
Speaks her mind. I'm not going to get offended or annoyed. Just tell me how you feel, and I'll adjust to it.
8.
Pretty. This is a MUST if you cannot fulfil all the other 7 requirements. If you can fuflil the 7 other requirements, it would be nice if you had this attribute too, but it's not a must.
I don't necessarily need my girl to get on with my friends or family. If she doesn't, then I'll crawl into a hole with her or wherever else she wants to go to avoid my friends and family. Besides, it's only temporary.
It's a little different if it was a wife that I was looking for.
Hmm, I don't know. Recently, I've been thinking about all the girls I've known in my life, and realised that all this while, I've been really picky and only choosing to like certain girls. It's a little different now. Either I've matured, or my standards have dropped :P
Anyway... who do I tag?
Hmm.. I don't know.
WHOEVER that reads this blog.
ANYBODY.
