Ian Brady

The more and more I think about it,
the more I think I'm like Ian Brady.

Read this stuff about Ian Brady:

"When he could not have his way he would throw violent tantrums, which sometimes ended with him banging his head against the wall" This was something I used to do as a child.

"At school he was a bright student and a handsome, well-dressed boy, but not well-liked. At the age of eleven, Ian passed the entrance exams to Shawlands Academy. His potential was never realised, however, as he was lazy, would not apply himself, and misbehaved. He started smoking, and virtually gave up schoolwork." Perhaps not handsome, but I was a bright student, well-dressed and not well-liked. I also became increasingly lazy and started smoking at the age of 14, which was when my schoolwork became shit and I started failing.

He developed a fascination with Nazi Germany, Nazi pageantry and Nazi symbolism. He often asked other boys for souvenirs that their fathers brought back from the war, and when playing rough-house war games he would insist on being "the German"

Also like me, I had a fascination with Nazi Germany and etc. I had a period when I believed in eugenics and also insisted on being "the German" every chance I got. I loved to play the villain and would always go for the "tan" team whenever I could. Also got in trouble during my A-level times when I wrote about Adolf Hitler being my hero in General Studies and also mentioning him several various times.

"It was at this time that Ian also became known for perverse and sadistic tendencies, including bullying smaller children and torturing animals in a variety of grotesque ways."

I think everyone knows about my "Dead Baby Jokes" and also when I was younger had a tendency of bullying; one of my friends almost committed suicide with my incessant bullying and I also tortured mosquitoes and ants whenever I caught them.

"He would often spend hours in his room, reading and listening to music. He developed an interest in the writings of the Marquis de Sade "

I once had an interest in the writings of Marquis de Sade. Also easily my favourite things to do are spending hours in my room by myself while reading or listening to music.

"He also began drinking heavily, gambling and frequenting the cinema, and often found himself in need of extra spending money to support these new habits."

Sounds just like me. Wikipedia also mentions that he had a thing for mutliation, anyone who has seen my arms will agree that I have a thing for mutilation. I have a membership in about 10 different casinos in the UK and cinema is my thing. I also am in constant need of money.

"Brady learned illegal techniques for acquiring money, and entertained grandiose fantasies of becoming a big-time criminal, pulling off lucrative bank heists. He hoped to avoid manual labour and aimed to appear respectable, and so studied bookkeeping. His release led to prolonged stretches of unemployment."

Not many people know this but I learned how to pick locks and still look up illegal techniques for acquiring money. I also have grandiose fantasies, anyone who knows about my plan to set up my own religion or becoming world leader would agree with this. I also try to avoid manual labour and I have prolonged stretches of unemployment such as now.

Myra Hindley and Ian brady also wanted to break into the pornography industry. Anyone who knows me well enough would also agree that I wouldn't mind being a porn star. Myra and Ian's favourite book is also Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky which I just happened to be reading and loving. She also wanted to read Mein Kampf by Hitler and also stopped going to church, the same way I have. She also bleached her hair.


Basically, I have so much in common that I'm almost afraid that I will be the next mass murderer. The doctor did tell me that I have a personality disorder. What if I do go around killing people? Who knows what the future will tell. If it does happen I will be infamous and we all know I want to be famous and have my own fan club on facebook.com. We'll find out in the future....